Gay: the New Black, and Pig sex orgies

January 19, 2009

Well as it turns out, it’s pretty good news that a Obama is now president.  Some recent research suggests that in fact, Gay is the new black in terms of discrimination, according to the article,

Dr Jones said: “Without detracting from the seriousness of the prejudice that still exists against people because of their ethnic origin, the results of our study suggest that being gay or lesbian could be ‘the new black’ when it comes to being a victim of prejudice.”

So by that logic, we can expect that soon a gay man can be president too!  Or… at least a half gay one.

Here’s a surprise, the KKK doesn’t like gay people, and by extension, decided to boycott Hallmark

A press release yesterday from the Belleville, Illinois, chapter of the KKK, states that Hallmark is “trying to corrupt the morality of Americans by offering gay/lesbian wedding and greeting cards.” “This is sickening beyond belief…We white Americans are to BOYCOTT Hallmark cards until they take the cards off the shelf.”

This one is my favorite for the day: a bat shit crazy religious group that knows more about gay fetish sex than any gay I know, and apparently has more connections to the seedy gay underworld than Tom Cruise has uncovered something pretty scandalous … Pig Sex Orgies in DC!

A source has provided Americans For Truth with a copy of a private e-mail intended only for “sex pigs” — sent out by a group called “Fort Troff” (as in pig troff). The e-mail touts the ultra-promiscuous “pig sex” event at Doubletree called “MAL Maneuvers” — for the purpose of pulling together “hard-core pig players” who want to “[F–K] [sodomize] our brains out.”

Seriously, please read that article in full.  It’s way too good.  Totally not safe for work, by the way, but pretty damn funny.  My brother Righty was saying that he can’t believe there are people who get together to do things like this.  I cautioned him to question the source.  Though I don’t actually doubt that things like this occur — I mean, I’ve seen it on TV before!

Well kids — I’m sure you wanted to hear more about the Barackopacolypse, but I guess you’ll just have to wait.


2 Responses to “Gay: the New Black, and Pig sex orgies”

  1. Laura said

    I can’t believe you didn’t know about the Pig sex party. Seriously, that is old news. I heard about it days ago.

    The scary part is I’m not lying.

  2. righty said

    your blog broke the news of this first, but the Blade and Metro Weekly boo-hoo’d its demise. I think we should all stand up as a gay community and give a collective “EEEW” to this TINY fraction of our community that makes us all look like Mr. Slave.

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